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Re: Backronyms and puns

Postby LongRunner » June 9th, 2018, 9:48 am

The U.S.A.: Unbelievably Stupid Arseholes

I'm not sure any more words need to be minced about them:
I find it seriously hard to believe that anyone sincerely thinks the United States of America are still a great (or even decent) country.
Information is far more fragile than the HDDs it's stored on. Being an afterthought is no excuse for a bad product.

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Re: Backronyms and puns

Postby LongRunner » July 2nd, 2018, 7:36 am

Grenada (Seagate 7200.14) = Grenade
(I know it's a cheap pun…)
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Re: Backronyms and puns

Postby LongRunner » June 9th, 2020, 9:09 pm

Dimplex = Dumbplex
I have ample evidence that for a "reputable" brand (or so they might have been in decades past), they're downright disgraceful now.
You might as well just buy an actual cheapo; at least you'll get what you pay for that way.
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Re: Backronyms and puns

Postby LongRunner » May 25th, 2023, 5:07 am

Arda (appliances) = Anti-repair design atrocities (see here)
Bose = Bogus overpriced sound equipment
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Re: Backronyms and puns

Postby LongRunner » June 26th, 2023, 2:49 am

Bird (scooter rental) = Burst into rage dramatically
(That was my reaction to their completely glitched-out app; I can deal with bad engineering, one way or another, but bad programming is one of the few things which can really take away my cool. I'm so glad to be out of IT proper… Anyway Beam's scooter app works fine, so I'll be riding them once I get the hang of it.)
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Re: Backronyms and puns

Postby LongRunner » July 1st, 2023, 8:04 am

IEC = Incessant Extortion Continuation
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They charge how much for these wonky drawings again? :rapidfire:

To be fair, most of the national standards bodies are equally greedy; that's monopoly for you. I'll see if I can do better…
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Re: Backronyms and puns

Postby LongRunner » March 27th, 2024, 8:10 am

Ninebot = Buynot

From the start my G65 MAX didn't perform up to expectations (having less grunt than the Beam scooters even in sport mode, and hardly moving at all in the default Eco mode), and the provided C5 cord was defective. Then the rear tyre kept going flat, which turned out to be a faulty valve (I found a bit of fluff in a split in the rubber, apparently from the factory); worst of all, the spare valve Ninebot sells doesn't fit the wheel, and they don't provide the correct type either :@

So I've lost the morale to continue trying to fix it, and will look at other brands once our old house sells.
I can only guess the Beam scooters perform better because Beam actually hold Segway-Ninebot to their specification, unlike these retail models :rapidfire:
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Re: Backronyms and puns

Postby LongRunner » July 3rd, 2024, 8:23 pm

RamToggle = ShamToggle: They're less reliable than proper wall-plugs, as if the screw goes in at an angle, nothing exists to guide it back to straight, so it can miss the center hole of the wings.
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Re: Backronyms and puns

Postby LongRunner » December 22nd, 2024, 7:28 pm

Seagate Cheetah 10K.6 = Cheetah 10K.U6 (yes, that U6)

From a company whose 7200rpm (S)ATA drives of the time remain probably the most reliable HDDs ever made to this day (regardless of cost or specifications), you'd have expected more effort than this – at the very least they could have used FDBs (already standard in the Barracuda ATA IV a year prior) rather than hanging onto BBs until the bitter end. I could forgive the resultant outer-zone crash if the drive ran for 10 years, but 5.3 years is nowhere near enough margin for comfort.

Besides the bearings, you can see there that the 10K.6 also has an aluminium voice-coil, bare copper lands on the PCB, and a crude pressed-on spindle clamp.
The Barracuda ATA IV and V have a copper voice-coil, HASL-finished PCB (with impeccable soldering ;)) and a 6-screw spindle clamp.
(Anyway the 10K.6 shown appears to have lead-free solder – but the Barracudas were durable enough to deserve leaded solder; the 10K.6 wasn't.)

If the pun wasn't enough of a hint – it's sad to say, but I think the Cheetah 10K.6 was no more reliable than the U Series :(
(And at least the U6 drives died peacefully by media degradation, rather than their heads crashing on the platters wobbling on knackered bearings…)

Then again, maybe Seagate used their extra profits from the 10K.6 to fund the build quality of the Barracudas :P
I'll give it to Topcat too – he was probably right that Fujitsu made the best SCSI drives.
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