Funny forum signatures

[c_hegge]

Another one I liked (well it wasn't funny but clever) was another one at JG. Went something like:

Raidmax, powmax, turn them into tyre tracks
A-Power, dynapower, pound them into corn flour
Leadman, Powman, put them in the garbage can
Power House, Key mouse, get them out of my house
Eagle Tech, Star Tech, do I have to list this worthless dreck?

[shovenose]

Yeah I've seen that because I used to by at JG forum *shudder*

[c_hegge]

It makes me shudder too.

[Advertise4you]

What about this one:

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

thats fine for me:P

[duckula]

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More:

1, Police arrest two kids. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

2, A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and say: pint please, and one for the road.

3, My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about it.

4, Susan's boyfriend proposed. She said: I love the simple things in life but don't want one for my husband.

5, I went to the zoo, found a shih tzu dog only.

6, Doctor, I can't stop singing the Green Green Grass of Home. He says:sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. I say: Is it common? he replied: It's not unusual.

7, I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes. I phoned her later for a date but unfortunately she had popped her clogs.

[duckula]

1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

3. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

5. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

8. My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

9. A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

10. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

[c_hegge]

[duckula]

this is so true: A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

[shovenose]

Those are funny

[duckula]

I read this in the book entitled "I am legend" by Richard Matheson: What would a Mohammedan vampire do if faced with a cross?

No wishing to raise religion flame though.