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And yes, I simply Googled "Funny forum sigs"

-"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather—who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. "
-"Don't fix it if it ain't broken, don't break it if you can't fix it"

-"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur."

-"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
-"if you dont succeed at first, skydiving is not for you. "

-"World's most Beautiful sentence: .......But, I Like U
World's most Painful sentence: I Like U, But....
Words are same, but where they are placed matters a lot...! "

-"A computer beat me at chess once.
But, it was no match for me at kick boxing. "

-"I need a girl whose name doesn't end in .JPG"

-"ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ"

-"The secrets of a happy marriage...
Tools >> Internet options >> Clear history >> Delete files >> Delete cookies."

I'm gonna use a new one every few days...now if only I could rig up an automated sig rotation thing that would be cool...

What about a girl whose name ends in .GIF?

good point...

these are hillarious. I also loved duckula's signature at jonnyguru:
"police arrest two kids. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating firecrackers. They charged the first one and let the other one off"

Yes lol that one is funny too...amy more?

My one?

What about this one:

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Lol, what of you're in Australia?

I don't know.

Then you're scrwed