And yes, I simply Googled "Funny forum sigs"
-"When I die, I want to die like my grandfather—who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. "
-"Don't fix it if it ain't broken, don't break it if you can't fix it"
-"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur."
-"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
-"if you dont succeed at first, skydiving is not for you. "
-"World's most Beautiful sentence: .......But, I Like U
World's most Painful sentence: I Like U, But....
Words are same, but where they are placed matters a lot...! "
-"A computer beat me at chess once.
But, it was no match for me at kick boxing. "
-"I need a girl whose name doesn't end in .JPG"
-"ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ"
-"The secrets of a happy marriage...
Tools >> Internet options >> Clear history >> Delete files >> Delete cookies."
I'm gonna use a new one every few days...now if only I could rig up an automated sig rotation thing that would be cool...