The Girlfriends thread

[Th3_uN1Qu3]

They aren't that big, i'd say they're C's. But they fit her figure really nice, and since she's a bit shorter than i am, i get to stare at them all the time.

[Nuke]

Oh right.

Also, that girl I mentioned before wasn't just posting bad things about me.

She was sending people after me online to try trolling me.

Fortunately, I'm a moderately skilled troll, and managed to kauka them.

[shovenose]

Fortunately, I'm a moderately skilled troll, and managed to kauka them.

Win

[Th3_uN1Qu3]

Also, that girl I mentioned before wasn't just posting bad things about me.

She was sending people after me online to try trolling me.

She musta been really bored then. Bored people are dangerous. Don't mess with them unless you can provide some proper entertainment <insert kinky joke here>.

[Nuke]

Haha, good one. I don't do that stuff, though

[Th3_uN1Qu3]

Might as well resume this with a *bang*. Ignore my sleepy drunk guy face, i usually look like that if i hadn't gotten enough sleep. It's left to yourself to figure out who she is and what's her name. All i can think is tits (hint hint), and now so can you. For limited time only, so don't miss it, this ain't facebook.

[Nuke]

She looks good.

So I have a new girlfriend now because some girl that I only know online asked me out. Decided to just be a gentleman and accept.

[Th3_uN1Qu3]

Heh, you had a girl ask you out, and not the other way around? That rarely happens, good job. Keep us updated.

[shovenose]

Yup.
I still don't have a GF but I'm actually OK with that right now.

[Th3_uN1Qu3]

You're busy with work i get. That's good, save up some $$, it's never wise to hunt for a girl when you're broke.